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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Perfect Bathroom Trip Song
Check out Rhett and Link's Perfect Bathroom Trip Song. Click Here. It's hilarious!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Toilet Covers are a Joke!
Ryan and I were about to watch a movie called "Leap Year", which by the way is so cute, but before I could go sit down in the theatre I had to go to the restroom. It is not fun when I am in the middle of watching a movie and doing the potty dance because I didn't use the restroom before the movie started. So now I make it a habit to go before hand.
Ok...so I really dislike using public restrooms because they are so dirty. I will still use them in hopes that the stall will have toilet covers...even though the toilet covers are a joke!
So with 5 min. to spare I go to the restroom. I find the cleanest stall and YIPPEE there are some toilet covers. I started the process and gently pulled out the cover. RIP...ok, so I ripped it, I will try it again. Slower this time... almost... RIP! Nooooooo... not again! Ok...third times a charm. Slowly I pull out the cover. Great... I was able to pull it out with just a few tares but it will still be usable. I place it on the toilet and NOOOO it falls right in!!! I was just about to give up, but I'm a fighter, I will not let this little toilet cover defeat me!
Slowly I pull out the toilet cover... Success! It wasn't perfect, it still had some tares but it was usable. Now to push out the middle part without causing it to fall apart. Gradually I push the tissue and I got it. It still looked pretty mangled but it was usable. I place it on the seat very carefully... YES It stayed! I could not believe how careful I had to be with this cover. It took me at least 5 min!
I finished up my business and rushed out of the bathroom. I barely made it to my seat before the movie started. Really!!! That is the best they can do with toilet covers! They are so ridiculous! Yes I did feel better knowing that I wasn't sitting on tons of germs but man... it sure was frustrating getting it on.
Thanks for letting me vent! I pretty much go through this every time with these covers. You would think I would get better each time but I don't. Am I alone in this?
Ok...so I really dislike using public restrooms because they are so dirty. I will still use them in hopes that the stall will have toilet covers...even though the toilet covers are a joke!
So with 5 min. to spare I go to the restroom. I find the cleanest stall and YIPPEE there are some toilet covers. I started the process and gently pulled out the cover. RIP...ok, so I ripped it, I will try it again. Slower this time... almost... RIP! Nooooooo... not again! Ok...third times a charm. Slowly I pull out the cover. Great... I was able to pull it out with just a few tares but it will still be usable. I place it on the toilet and NOOOO it falls right in!!! I was just about to give up, but I'm a fighter, I will not let this little toilet cover defeat me!
Slowly I pull out the toilet cover... Success! It wasn't perfect, it still had some tares but it was usable. Now to push out the middle part without causing it to fall apart. Gradually I push the tissue and I got it. It still looked pretty mangled but it was usable. I place it on the seat very carefully... YES It stayed! I could not believe how careful I had to be with this cover. It took me at least 5 min!
I finished up my business and rushed out of the bathroom. I barely made it to my seat before the movie started. Really!!! That is the best they can do with toilet covers! They are so ridiculous! Yes I did feel better knowing that I wasn't sitting on tons of germs but man... it sure was frustrating getting it on.
Thanks for letting me vent! I pretty much go through this every time with these covers. You would think I would get better each time but I don't. Am I alone in this?
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